Posts Tagged‘F -J’

Haven: “Consumed”

The Anti-Heroes Haven Syfy, Fridays, 9/10 PM “Consumed” Written by Ann Hamilton Directed by Rachel Talalay “I’ve seen this movie. It doesn’t end well.” — Audrey I am so tired of Eric Balfour’s chin. I know he can’t help it, but when the man is onscreen, that’s all I can see, abs or no abs. It’s like Cyrano de Bergerac’s nose. I could probably live with it, if the character he plays, Duke, was something more than a walking plot obstacle. It’s clear that his role is to be the roguish Bad Boy, the third side of a romantic triangle…

Haven: “Ball and Chain”

Helena Troy Haven Syfy, Fridays, 9/10 PM “Ball and Chain” Written by Nikki Toscano Directed by Tim Southam “I can’t explain it.” – Duke Yeah, and that’s the problem with this show. It’s not actually that they “can’t explain” what’s going on in Haven, it’s that they are not even asking. In five weeks, we’ve seen five different incidents where odd, paranormal goings-on have wrought havoc in Haven, yet none of the investigators seem to think this is amiss. No one seems to think it weird that so far Haven has produced weather witches, people who turn food to garbage…