Warehouse 13: “The New Guy”

The Human Lie Detector Warehouse 13 Syfy Channel, Mondays, 8/7 C “The New Guy” Written by Jack Kenny Directed by Stephen Surjik “Congratulations. You were almost killed by an artifact. You are now officially a Warehouse agent.” – Myka Bering At the end of last season, Agent Myka Bering suffered a crisis of conscience and left the Warehouse, in a move that probably convinced absolutely no one. Certainly anyone with access to an online celebrity website would know that Joanne Kelley is signed for another year on Warehouse 13, so she was bound to be back sooner or later. Apparently,…

Warehouse 13: “Trials”

Losing Your Self Warehouse 13 Syfy Channel, Mondays, 8/7 C “Trials” Written by Drew Z. Greenberg Directed by Constantine Makris “There’s no chair for me.” — Myka So, as we expected, Myka comes back to the Warehouse, but as I expected, she has to go through some angst first. I’d pay extra money to skip this step and have Myka just step back into her role, but of course that would invalidate all the (fake) angst she went through to step out of it. I really wish TV would grow past these fake cliffhangers that only screenwriters still believe in.…