Swap Meat Warehouse 13 Syfy Channel, Tuesdays, 9/7 c “Merge with Caution” Written by Neil Scovell Directed by Anton Cropper Myka: Pete, get your hands off my breasts. Pete: Myka, how’d you know that? Myka: Because you’re still you and I’m still me, even though we’re in different bodies. It seems to be part of the unwritten rules of genre TV that at some point, the leads must suffer from amnesia, have a baby, or swap bodies (not necessarily in that order). My only surprise is that Warehouse 13 is fulfilling this contractual obligation so early in its run; this is a…

Rookies Warehouse 13 Syfy Channel, Tuesdays, 9/7 c “Vendetta” Written by Michael P. Fox Directed by Matt Earl Beesley “That’s what you do, right? Weird and freaky. Super secret weird and freaky.” —Katie Logan The bizarre murder of their former boss calls Pete and Myka back to Washington, at the behest of Pete’s former flame, Katie Logan (Tia Carrere,CSI: Miami). Daniel Dickinson (Simon Reynolds, Flashpoint) has had every joint in his body pulled apart, as if he’d been racked. Sure enough, Artie says that’s just what happened to him; that whoever killed him used part of the rack employed by Tomas…