Going Nowhere Fast Warehouse 13 Syfy Channel, Tuesdays, 9/7 c “Claudia” Written by Drew Z. Greenberg Directed by Stephen Surjik Pete: Is that dangerous? Mrs. Fredericks: Where do you work? Pete: Yeah, right. This being the fourth episode of a new series, it’s time to consider where it seems to be going. The first thing that strikes me is the flaccid stories. The strongest, most interesting idea/artifact we have seen to date was this episode’s teleportation story, and it literally went nowhere. Previous stories have dealt with a comb, an old chair, and a vinyl record. The artifacts Pete and…

Elemental, My Dear Watson Warehouse 13 Syfy Channel, Tuesdays, 9/7 c “Elements” Teleplay by Jack Kenny & David Simkins Story by Dana Baratta & Jack Kenny Directed by Ken Girotti Artie: At the risk of sounding dramatic— Leena: That’s never stopped you before. Artie: That’s true. If Native Americans had possessed even a tenth of the mystic powers accorded them by Hollywood, this review would be written in Algonquin. How are we supposed to believe that people powerful enough to concoct four objects which would confer on their holder enough power to rule the world never actually made use of…