Spurned and Burned Warehouse 13 Syfy Channel, Tuesdays, 9/7 c “Burnout” Written by Matthew Federman & Stephen Scaid Directed by Constantine Makris Artie: I don’t have time for your new-fangled stuff. Claudia: No, no, no. This is totally old-fangled. Well, I asked for a darker version of Warehouse 13, and I got it. For the first time in recent weeks, someone dies on the show—and not just one person, but a dozen or so. Bodies fry left and right as some lightning-wielding perp stalks the citizens of St. Louis, Missouri. It starts with what looks like a routine accident—a gas explosion and…

Turning Inward Warehouse 13 Syfy Channel, Tuesdays, 9/7 c “Implosion” Written by Bob Goodman Directed by Vincent Misiano Pete: I’m sure if it were really dangerous, Artie would have told us. Well, maybe not, Pete. While most of the rest of these episodes are becoming more fun to watch every week, the character of Artie Nielsen is growing progressively more annoying. The character’s adamant refusal to engage in any kind of dialogue with the agents he orders around every week is just plain ridiculous. Any self-respecting agent would have either quit or transferred after being repeatedly put in needless danger by…